Study Finds Fenian Cocksucking Contributes To Diabetes

Is Fenian cocksucking part of a healthy, well-balanced diet?

Mary Jane Canada


Dear Mary Jane

I asked my friend and mentor Free Presbyterian minister and First Minister of Northern Ireland the Reverend Doctor Professor Ian Paisley yer question as he has had much more experience than I and he replied via a satellite link from his home in Malibu, "NO!" I did not want press the matter further but theres yer answer.

5 comments:

The Mistress said...

I'd thank you for your answer but I've a lolly in my mouth.

Old Knudsen said...

My wisdom is pearls before the storm, why do I bother?

The Mistress said...

Paisley's in Malibu?

Do you suppose he's got Waring?*

*not an "Ask Knudsen" question*

Just put your answer in the comment box.

Old Knudsen said...

waring wishes he was so blessed, anyway I was just offered you on a spit by maidink in my Gore comments.

The Mistress said...

No further questions.