Mj Needs Help

Why do they call it a wake when clearly the body is not awake?

When men die, does rigor mortis set into their willies?

Thank you, MJ


Dear ever hopeful MJ

The English word "wake" cums from the Indo-European "wog" or "weg," which evolved into the word "watch" or to guard as the body was usually still in the hoose at the time of the wake it was like a viewing and to prove the cunt was really dead.

Only with certain broken back injuries will the willy be erect but not for long, rigor mortis will not set into their willys the way you'd like it too as its the heart that pumps blood into the penis to be erect but the bowels will be released if you like that sort of thing.

Update from a doctor acquaintance :

When I was at medical school the cadavers we dissected in anatomy lessons all had raging boners; the male ones, anyway. It was because of the embalming fluid. Gravity, however, had caused said members to bend sideways.

Reading Minds

Q: I've heard tales of your psychic powers.If you can read minds, then tell me what I'm thinking right now.

I would also like to know what some of the other bloggers are thinking.

Especially Eddie Waring and Manuel.

MJ Stenchtrench Canada


Dear MJ

My powers are not to be used for frivolous acts of frivolity, how can I exist on a higher plane than everyone else when cunts like you are dragging me into the minds of primitives ? now I know how God feels when needy fuckers pray to him.

What you are thinking at the time of this writing is, "tits, sucking Fenian cock, insulting Piggy and shooting up between yer toes so no one sees the marks."

I made the mistake of going into Eddie's and Manuel's mind once.

One Saturday 3am LA time Eddie must have been pursuing his hobby of ornithology as he was obsessed with getting a look at some great tits .

When I traveled into Manuel's mind I believe he was in the act of having sex with some person or thing. He was having trouble climaxing until he remembered the large tip given to him by an American tourist earlier in the day, that released his blockage and I was in a coma for 3 days.

I shall never again go to those depraved minds, did you know Eddie enjoys spitting and screaming insults while love making and Manuel asks if everything was to their satisfaction? it never is, one track mind those two lads have, disgusting.

Firstnations Obsesses about her dried midget collection and spying on neighbours having sex .

Paddy searches for his purple talking Unicorn without trying to appear crazy as he is on his last warning for the nut hoose.

Study Finds Fenian Cocksucking Contributes To Diabetes

Is Fenian cocksucking part of a healthy, well-balanced diet?

Mary Jane Canada


Dear Mary Jane

I asked my friend and mentor Free Presbyterian minister and First Minister of Northern Ireland the Reverend Doctor Professor Ian Paisley yer question as he has had much more experience than I and he replied via a satellite link from his home in Malibu, "NO!" I did not want press the matter further but theres yer answer.

Not So Fresh Feeling

I'm experiencing an "unusual and prolonged wet period" from reading your blog. Is that global warming?

Mary Jane Canada



Dear Mary Jane

Yer stench trench is oozing and secreting due to yer sinful thoughts. You should immediately go to a Protestant preacher for intensive scripture study and cut doon on the drinking and stop picking at it.

Global Warming isn't real but wet gunties are.