I think Lucifer is a beautiful name with beautiful meaning (morning star) do you think its a good name for my baby ?
Mary Jane Canada
Dear Mary Jane
Its as good a name as any , plenty of folks name their kids Jesus or John, in fact Bible names are very popular. I've known the odd Damien (very odd I might add) and even Jonah. Those who call their kids Rainbow, Destiny or Britany should be put to death. Theres actually a guy who works doon chip shop named Belezeebub, a lovely bloke. If you want to know what names are not acceptable for children just look at what celebrities name their sprogs.
Weemen Are Never Happy
My husband is almost 60 and has been diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome. He says its all poppycock. He doesn't believe in psychologists or psychiatrists.
The psychologist who made the diagnosis said it could be treated with behavioural changes. My husband refuses to change. He says hes fine the way he is and if others don't like it then its their problem. Its been my problem for 37 years. I just didn't have a name for it.
Suffering wife in Watford
Dear Suffering
Yer husband is right it is all bollocks, there is no such thing as assburgers, if someone wants to be odd then or maybe a bit slow then they are odd and slow nothing medical about it. I know someone who claims assburgers and could never get adult jokes, she was just a humourless mong. Why should he change? you weemen always want to change the men you marry, if you don't like it you should have divorced him 37 years ago, gurn up ya silly bint.
The psychologist who made the diagnosis said it could be treated with behavioural changes. My husband refuses to change. He says hes fine the way he is and if others don't like it then its their problem. Its been my problem for 37 years. I just didn't have a name for it.
Suffering wife in Watford
Dear Suffering
Yer husband is right it is all bollocks, there is no such thing as assburgers, if someone wants to be odd then or maybe a bit slow then they are odd and slow nothing medical about it. I know someone who claims assburgers and could never get adult jokes, she was just a humourless mong. Why should he change? you weemen always want to change the men you marry, if you don't like it you should have divorced him 37 years ago, gurn up ya silly bint.
I am dating dating "Scott" a wonderful man. We are both divorced and have children from our previous marriages. Scotts two adolescent children live with him . My only child is on her own. Scott and I want to marry, and his two children approve. When I spend weekends at his home he seems to have no rules.
Scotts bedroom is next to the family room and his kids stay there well past 11 pm most nights. Scotts tells them they should be in bed but they ignore him and keep the TV blaring. Scott leaves the door open until they all go to bed even if we have to be up early for work the next day. I am usually too exhausted for intimacy. the entire arrangement makes me angry. I have told Scott if we are to be married there must be changes, he then accuses me of picking on his kids saying i don't really love them. Scott wants me to cook and clean but have no say in the household. I feel like an outsider, when his teenage son brings his girlfriend around I have to go into another room. I don't want to live like this any suggestions?
Not sure in the west country.
Dear Not sure in the west country
Get out now, Scott is a twat. He feels so guilty at having gotten divorced that he won't dare discipline his kids as he thinks they have been through enough. He doesn't see you as an equal so say Scott yer a dick I'm off, hire yerself a hoose keeper cos that's all you want.
Leaving the room so his son can have some alone time? fuck off I bet he lets them drink in the hoose because its better them doing it there than somewhere else, fuck those idiots annoy me, the cool buddy parent type. get out before yer kid ends up like them.
If you must stay then you have to beat the shit out of Scott in front of the kids to show yer dominance and then lay doon the law.
Scotts bedroom is next to the family room and his kids stay there well past 11 pm most nights. Scotts tells them they should be in bed but they ignore him and keep the TV blaring. Scott leaves the door open until they all go to bed even if we have to be up early for work the next day. I am usually too exhausted for intimacy. the entire arrangement makes me angry. I have told Scott if we are to be married there must be changes, he then accuses me of picking on his kids saying i don't really love them. Scott wants me to cook and clean but have no say in the household. I feel like an outsider, when his teenage son brings his girlfriend around I have to go into another room. I don't want to live like this any suggestions?
Not sure in the west country.
Dear Not sure in the west country
Get out now, Scott is a twat. He feels so guilty at having gotten divorced that he won't dare discipline his kids as he thinks they have been through enough. He doesn't see you as an equal so say Scott yer a dick I'm off, hire yerself a hoose keeper cos that's all you want.
Leaving the room so his son can have some alone time? fuck off I bet he lets them drink in the hoose because its better them doing it there than somewhere else, fuck those idiots annoy me, the cool buddy parent type. get out before yer kid ends up like them.
If you must stay then you have to beat the shit out of Scott in front of the kids to show yer dominance and then lay doon the law.
A Little Too Tight
My heart is aching. I have been married for 40 years who most people think is a saint . Hes good to me, provides well, helps around the house and is kind and considerate. His children and grandchildren love him.
So whats my problem? He looks at porn on the computer on a regular basis. I suspect he is gratifying himself watching these computer sluts.
I can't eat or sleep, I cry myself to sleep. If I bring it up he'll deny it and be more devious. Is it adultery when a man watches porn? I feel like he is cheating on me. Am I overreacting?
Depressed
Dear Depressed
Was I ever married to you? do you get dressed/undressed with the lights off and only have sex in one position? Do you think having a good time is staying up to 8.30pm drinking tea? for fucks sake if that's all you have to complain about then yer a nit picker. get a boob job, tummy tuck and a pair of crotchless panties, change the weekly cuddle night to blowjob and fingering night and maybe you should also start drinking cos yer a boring old shite.
No it isn't adultery you silly bint, its staving off the boredom that is you, when you get a STD from him wanking off to computer sluts let me know. Also how dare you judge those sluts, they have rent to pay too.
So whats my problem? He looks at porn on the computer on a regular basis. I suspect he is gratifying himself watching these computer sluts.
I can't eat or sleep, I cry myself to sleep. If I bring it up he'll deny it and be more devious. Is it adultery when a man watches porn? I feel like he is cheating on me. Am I overreacting?
Depressed
Dear Depressed
Was I ever married to you? do you get dressed/undressed with the lights off and only have sex in one position? Do you think having a good time is staying up to 8.30pm drinking tea? for fucks sake if that's all you have to complain about then yer a nit picker. get a boob job, tummy tuck and a pair of crotchless panties, change the weekly cuddle night to blowjob and fingering night and maybe you should also start drinking cos yer a boring old shite.
No it isn't adultery you silly bint, its staving off the boredom that is you, when you get a STD from him wanking off to computer sluts let me know. Also how dare you judge those sluts, they have rent to pay too.
Suspicious Minds
I am a 20 something female , working as a receptionist at a place that has a constant stream of people coming in. I say "Hi how are you?" to everyone and enjoy talking to the customers. About a year ago, some nasty women started accusing me of sleeping with several married men in my town, because I was seen talking to them at my job.
I was horrified when I was confronted by one woman whose husband I was supposedly sleeping with.
My boyfriend is the only person I have ever been with and it makes me so mad. Fortunately he doesn't believe any of these rumours.
I am so upset by the whole thing and have tried to talk to the woman who confronted me but she won't speak to me.
How can I get people to stop talking about me and making up these nasty rumours?
Horrified in Arbroath
Dear Horrified
It must be really tough for you, maybe you should be a bit more discreet, c'mon I believed you until I saw you were from Arbroath, ya dirty slapper you are none other than the 'Arbroath Rimmer' home wrecker extraordinaire you mean you don't remember me from 2004? I called myself 'Clive' you said I had the sexiest hemorrhoids you had ever seen.
My advice to you would be to have yer boyfriend defend yer honour and have him kill these big mouthed weemen and then arrange for him to leave a note about why he did it and kill the twat making it look like suicide or you could just move to another town and start rimming a fresh. Oh and why did you never phone me? did I do something wrong when I declared that I loved you have way through a rimming?
I was horrified when I was confronted by one woman whose husband I was supposedly sleeping with.
My boyfriend is the only person I have ever been with and it makes me so mad. Fortunately he doesn't believe any of these rumours.
I am so upset by the whole thing and have tried to talk to the woman who confronted me but she won't speak to me.
How can I get people to stop talking about me and making up these nasty rumours?
Horrified in Arbroath
Dear Horrified
It must be really tough for you, maybe you should be a bit more discreet, c'mon I believed you until I saw you were from Arbroath, ya dirty slapper you are none other than the 'Arbroath Rimmer' home wrecker extraordinaire you mean you don't remember me from 2004? I called myself 'Clive' you said I had the sexiest hemorrhoids you had ever seen.
My advice to you would be to have yer boyfriend defend yer honour and have him kill these big mouthed weemen and then arrange for him to leave a note about why he did it and kill the twat making it look like suicide or you could just move to another town and start rimming a fresh. Oh and why did you never phone me? did I do something wrong when I declared that I loved you have way through a rimming?
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