Dear Ask Knudsen
I went to the video rental shop and got 2 popular current US rentals and "In Bruges". Me wife thought "In Bruges" was a little too "Britishey" where should I take her on our next holiday?
Dai
For fucks sake what am I yer video reviewer now? Whats wrong with British? Have you not seen Layer Cake and Shaun of the dead?
I believe that Ben Stiller may just be the second coming and how ironic that hes Jewish. Watch Tropic Thunder if you haven't seen it. Or you could just watch British films without yer wife.
If she has those racist inclinations then Braveheart and The Patriot are up her alley as lots of Brits (or rather English) get killed.
There is this great Welsh movie just out, just my wee joke nothing good ever came out of Wales.
Old Knudsen
Apple Crumble
Dear Ask Knudsen
I am female and I have an obvious Adam's apple.
I never had it protruding as a child, but it started appearing when I had turned 14 years of age. Some of my friends noticed my "manly" feature whenever I would raise my chin. I felt unfeminine, but don't think I was a tomboy. I just felt so embarrassed through the years. Until this day, I imagine ideas that will stop it from looking like I was born a male and had recently had a sex change.
Never had I encountered another women who has it like me. Can you tell me what might or might've been my cause? Please answer my question.Manly in New York
Dear Manly
The Adam's apple is merely a cartilage in the throat some people have them bigger or smaller than others.
Maybe you should grow yer hair longer and stop wearing plaid shirts people might not think about the sex change thing.
Just to be sure check that you don't have a willy my readers can be a bit thick at times.
You can have plastic surgery to reduce it though it may leave a scar and change yer voice or you can stop being so shallow and who the fuck cares about it as long as you suck cock and pretend to enjoy it?
Depressing Boyfriend
Dear Old Knudsen
I think my boyfriend is very depressed..I think if I told him what I thought he would be very upset and angry.What do I do ?
Steve, Galway
Dear Steve
How the fuck can you have a boyfriend when you yerself are a bloke? oh shit I've got it now yer a poofter. Ok yer boyfriend is depressed because yer not a woman and yer Irish.
You can't do anything about being Irish but you can get yer boyfriend to a Protestant minister to pray for him and make him straight, if you loved him you'd want this as weemen are better in bed than men, or so I've heard.
It says in the Bible that God made Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve, he also made Lilith but that's another story. You should also get Protestant help, there is no reason why you shouldn't be trapped in a loveless marriage like everyone else I mean this is the 21 st century.
I think my boyfriend is very depressed..I think if I told him what I thought he would be very upset and angry.What do I do ?
Steve, Galway
Dear Steve
How the fuck can you have a boyfriend when you yerself are a bloke? oh shit I've got it now yer a poofter. Ok yer boyfriend is depressed because yer not a woman and yer Irish.
You can't do anything about being Irish but you can get yer boyfriend to a Protestant minister to pray for him and make him straight, if you loved him you'd want this as weemen are better in bed than men, or so I've heard.
It says in the Bible that God made Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve, he also made Lilith but that's another story. You should also get Protestant help, there is no reason why you shouldn't be trapped in a loveless marriage like everyone else I mean this is the 21 st century.
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