Not So Fresh Feeling

I'm experiencing an "unusual and prolonged wet period" from reading your blog. Is that global warming?

Mary Jane Canada



Dear Mary Jane

Yer stench trench is oozing and secreting due to yer sinful thoughts. You should immediately go to a Protestant preacher for intensive scripture study and cut doon on the drinking and stop picking at it.

Global Warming isn't real but wet gunties are.

2 comments:

The Mistress said...

I'm not putting this bottle doon for any prod preacher.

Next question:

Is Fenian cocksucking part of a healthy, well-balanced diet?

And who is this "Mary Jane Canada" who shares my wet gunties problem?

Old Knudsen said...

Anonymity for fucks sake now everyone knows who you are.