Mj Needs Help

Why do they call it a wake when clearly the body is not awake?

When men die, does rigor mortis set into their willies?

Thank you, MJ


Dear ever hopeful MJ

The English word "wake" cums from the Indo-European "wog" or "weg," which evolved into the word "watch" or to guard as the body was usually still in the hoose at the time of the wake it was like a viewing and to prove the cunt was really dead.

Only with certain broken back injuries will the willy be erect but not for long, rigor mortis will not set into their willys the way you'd like it too as its the heart that pumps blood into the penis to be erect but the bowels will be released if you like that sort of thing.

Update from a doctor acquaintance :

When I was at medical school the cadavers we dissected in anatomy lessons all had raging boners; the male ones, anyway. It was because of the embalming fluid. Gravity, however, had caused said members to bend sideways.